July 2009
7 posts
Submissions
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finally back home.
Will be uploading a couple of pics from CT some time in the future, who knows when though, whenever I feel like hooking up my phone to my laptop to transfer the pictures.
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June 2009
104 posts
Ambrose's theory of what caused Micheal Jackson's...
My theory is that he overdosed on perscription drugs. BUT, he didn’t actually mean to.
NOTE: This is only my theory, and is not proven to be true in any way.
What I think happened is that since he was anorexic, and only at one small meal a day, that his digestion systems didn’t work well. Thus, after taking one pill, and waiting 24 hours to take another, it still wasn’t enough...
Done.
Done with the heavy amount of quote and chat posts.
From Rush Hour 2:
[Lee holds up an employee of Ricky Tan and questions him]
Lee: Ricky Tan, where is he!?
Employee: I don't know!
Lee: He killed a detective today! Now where is he!?
Carter: Who died man?
Lee: [Turns and is shocked] Carter!
Carter: Who died Lee?
Lee: YOU!
Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?
Carter: Naw don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth!
From Rush Hour 1 and 2:
(Rush Hour 1)
James Carter [to Lee]: This is the United States Of James Carter! I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King...I'm Micheal Jackson, You Tito!
(Rush Hour 2)
Lee: You are a civilian. In Hong Kong, I am Michael Jackson and you are Toto.
Carter: You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate last night for dinner, now gimme that badge!
“Lies run sprints but the truth runs marathons.”
– Micheal Jackson
“Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical,...”
– Alan Moore, author of Watchmen.
Watchmen Posts
Reading through Watchmen quotes. Posting the good ones, or atleast, some of them.
From Watchmen:
Adrian Veidt: I did the right thing, didn't I? It all worked out in the end.
Dr. Manhattan: 'In the end'? Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends.
From Watchmen:
[Retired crimefighters reminisce about the good old days.]
Laurie Juspeczyk: Hey, you remember that guy? The one who pretended to be a supervillain so he could get beaten up?
Dan Dreiberg: Oh, You mean Captain Carnage. Ha ha ha! He was one for the books.
Laurie: You're telling me! I remember, I caught him coming out of this jeweller's. I didn't know what his racket was. I start hitting him and I think "Jeez! He's breathing funny! Does he have asthma?
Dan: Ha Ha Ha. He tried that with me, only I'd heard about him, so I just walked away. He follows me down the street… broad daylight, right? He's saying "PUNISH me!" I'm saying "No! Get lost!"
Laurie: Ha Ha Ha. What ever happened to him?
Dan: Well, he pulled it on Rorschach, and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft.
Laurie: PHAAA HA HA HA! Oh, God, I'm sorry, that isn't funny, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Dan: Ha Ha Ha! No, I guess it's not... It's a little funny...
Laurie: Ahuh. Ahuhuhuh...Jeez, y'know, that felt good. There don't seem to be that many laughs around these days.
Dan: Well, what do you expect? The Comedian is dead.
“You see, Doctor, God didn’t kill that little girl. Fate didn’t...”
– Rorschach, from Watchmen.
“None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re...”
– Rorshach, from Watchmen.
Things that my toilet's flush valve chain is made...
petervidani:
2 rubberbands
half of a plastic spoon
a torn portion of a t-shirt
4 inches of what looks like used to be the handle of a backback
For those that don’t know, the flush valve chain lives in the tank of your toilet and connects the lift rod to the flush valve. You see, when you push down on the handle of your toilet, you’re raising the lift rod, which in turn lifts the flush valve...
Mom: NicoleNicoleNICOLE! Stop ignoring me! We've got popcorn!
Me: Mom, you didn't even give me a chance to re--
Mom: NICOLE!
Me: COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1111
IE 8: Commercial
Oh God, I just saw the commercial, the one where the girl pukes because the guy wasn’t using “InPrivate browsing”.
Theres a couple of things wrong with that
InPrivate browsing would change anything cause she puked as soon as she looked at the screen, even with InPrivate browsing, she’d still see it.
IE 8 isn’t the only browser with Privacy settings like InPrivate,...
90four:
I know the whole world is going to be sad for days, but I’d like to turn to Tumblr as a distraction. Think happy thoughts!
Also, the news is very vauge about the death. Is he dead? Is he just in a coma?
He’s dead, sadly.
